Every morning 4:30 am. like clockwork. So I made this. I guess I'm thankful I can still get up to do it.

Escaped from prison again?

MWAH-Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!

Eddie Guerrero??? Are we a secret rasslin' fan Beckett437?

(I actually didn't know what those guys were doing in that trough until just this very moment...)

I stopped being a wrestling fan in the 90s when I saw Hulk Hogan slam a folded chair onto the back of another. When I noticed that he never really connected with the skin, I got totally fed up! I'm actually glad that he didn't, but I just get sick knowing how so many millions of people around the world are duped into believing that what they're seeing is a legitimate sport!

Have you ever seen Lucha Underground? It's a creation of the director Robert Rodrgiuez and it's on the El Rey network (I also think you can download it). It's Mexican-style (mostly-)masked pro wrestling. People get bloodied there. I know pro wrestling is acting, I just find it amusing. The leagues below WWE are vastly more entertaining.

I'm so digging these bookmarks I made for everyone's profile. No more missed memes for this ghost! And where is your million point reveal photo mister!?