Not true obviously, but I would totally do something like that.

Not true obviously, but I would totally do something like that. | JUST FOUND OUT MY DAUGHTER WILL BE BORN ON 4/20 THE WIFE IS OK WITH NAMING HER "MARY JANE" | image tagged in memes,success kid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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HEY, THAT'S COOL COME BY WITH MARY JANE WHENEVER YOU WANT | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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ON MY WAY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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MARIE JUANA | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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OK...True story...my son's birthday is 4/20. Do you realize what a f'ed up day that is in history? The Columbine school shooting (still a bad memory in Colorado), the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, and, most infamously, Hitler's birthday.

But wait, there's more. My daughter's birthday is 4/30, which is the date that Hitler died.

So, I have one kid born on the day that Hitler was born and one kid born on the day that he died!
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WOW - LIKE, BAD TIMING . . . | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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That's what my Dad said, LOL..."You two really like to get it on in July!"
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Don't feel bad...Kennedy was assassinated on my birthday. I've never celebrated one since!
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That's heavy! I take it you were around in '63 and old enough to realize what was going on?

My grandmother's birthday was December 7th. She was a teenager in 1941, so yeah, same situation.
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Yes... I was in Grade school when the announcement came over the intercom...
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I was born on 4/20 too. Maybe that's why I have very bad luck and a deep depression that nobody likes me and I'll die alone and that everything I do is wrong and I'll stop here before I start crying myself to sleep.
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No, but you could say I'm his stunt double.
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And pays child support for the rest of his life
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And, like me, will be for the rest of his life ='(
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You'll only be a virgin for the rest of your life if you CHOOSE to be... FACT
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Is it bad that I think about suicide every day?
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Love is not a requirement of having sex...trust me on that...And YES, it is a bad thing to think about suicide every day...and while I'm not qualified to talk to you about that, you should seriously consider talking to someone that is. SOON.
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I know that there's more to life than love, like getting a good education, exercising, and making the most out of your life. Second, I think that love may be required somewhere to... you know... have fun with your body. I mean, just think; two people that constantly fight and injure each other, suddenly want to physically relate. It would seem weird, wouldn't it? And third, I will talk to somebody about my personal thoughts, although I do have a gun in my room, so, um, yeah. And bullets. And I'm a good aim.
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If for no other reason, just to be a major pain in the ass of others.
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Okay! But I won't be mean to anyone. I HATE trolls SO MUCH! I want everyone to be nice to each other (I'm talking about your wall, Trump.) I don't like seeing people sad, angry, hurt, offended, triggered, or left out.
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:)
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Bur thanks anyway.
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:)
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I know a couple of nurses who work in the maternity wards. I'll ask if they've heard of any stories.
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Hitler was born on 4/20. It's true.
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April 20th? That's my birthday!
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So what.
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I'm back...
Huh. My b-day is 4/27
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Did you know? Snapple interesting facts are mostly worthless?
SnappleInterestingFact#4078
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This is true... Because it rhymes.
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I was quoting The LEGO Movie btw.
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