Not true obviously, but I would totally do something like that.

OK...True story...my son's birthday is 4/20. Do you realize what a f'ed up day that is in history? The Columbine school shooting (still a bad memory in Colorado), the Deepwater Horizon oil spill, and, most infamously, Hitler's birthday.

But wait, there's more. My daughter's birthday is 4/30, which is the date that Hitler died.

So, I have one kid born on the day that Hitler was born and one kid born on the day that he died!

That's what my Dad said, LOL..."You two really like to get it on in July!"

Don't feel bad...Kennedy was assassinated on my birthday. I've never celebrated one since!

That's heavy! I take it you were around in '63 and old enough to realize what was going on?

My grandmother's birthday was December 7th. She was a teenager in 1941, so yeah, same situation.

Yes... I was in Grade school when the announcement came over the intercom...

My birthday is on December 7, too

I was born on 4/20 too. Maybe that's why I have very bad luck and a deep depression that nobody likes me and I'll die alone and that everything I do is wrong and I'll stop here before I start crying myself to sleep.

No, but you could say I'm his stunt double.

And pays child support for the rest of his life

And, like me, will be for the rest of his life ='(

You'll only be a virgin for the rest of your life if you CHOOSE to be... FACT

Is it bad that I think about suicide every day?

Love is not a requirement of having sex...trust me on that...And YES, it is a bad thing to think about suicide every day...and while I'm not qualified to talk to you about that, you should seriously consider talking to someone that is. SOON.

I know that there's more to life than love, like getting a good education, exercising, and making the most out of your life. Second, I think that love may be required somewhere to... you know... have fun with your body. I mean, just think; two people that constantly fight and injure each other, suddenly want to physically relate. It would seem weird, wouldn't it? And third, I will talk to somebody about my personal thoughts, although I do have a gun in my room, so, um, yeah. And bullets. And I'm a good aim.

If for no other reason, just to be a major pain in the ass of others.

Okay! But I won't be mean to anyone. I HATE trolls SO MUCH! I want everyone to be nice to each other (I'm talking about your wall, Trump.) I don't like seeing people sad, angry, hurt, offended, triggered, or left out.

:)

Bur thanks anyway.

:)

I know a couple of nurses who work in the maternity wards. I'll ask if they've heard of any stories.

Hitler was born on 4/20. It's true.

April 20th? That's my birthday!

So what.

I'm back...
Huh. My b-day is 4/27

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This is true... Because it rhymes.

I was quoting The LEGO Movie btw.