I see why. That "little girl" is actually an unrealized magical monster. 555,237,004 years ago, the council of WCORB detected a strange vibration in will-be Canada with their ever modern technology. The main team of WCORB consists of 5 members. Martin Luther Bling, the very rich member who wears an unreasonable amount of jewelry that can be handy in battle. Giggles, the mentally unstable clown who carries many lethal weapons disguised as fun kids toys, Unit 30 or John, a wisecracking robot originally meant for science, Raza, a very mysterious assasin with a large hood and mask, as well as razor sharp boomerangs. And finally, the leader, and the leader, Mr Mort, a star-shaped, complex being of pure, deadly energy. This is their story. Giggles: And that's how you microwave copper!
Ugggh, why are we here? I'm so cold, I can feel the coating of ice come off my eyeballs every go***mn time I blink! Raza: We're here because Mr Mort told us a vibration from a strangely specifc location, Canada. Martin Luther Bling: Then why the hell are we in the South Pole? I mean really? I am freezing my ass off in a barren wasteland of who gives a crap, for a leader who clearly doesn't know what the hell he is- (That is as far as Martin got before he was cut off by a thunderous entry by Mr Mort.) Mr Mort: Oh boy, I seem to be hearing chatter of my excellence. Care to elaborate? Unit 30: Yea, he just yapped about being cold and-(Martin spills coffee on John.) John: Owww, OH GOD, THAT STINGS LIKE A MOTHER-Martin: Oh dear, I'm sorry, let me clean it for you.(Spits on John.) Oh I'm glad we're getting along says Mort. While you hug and kiss it out, I'll bring the popcorn while we all watch the Earth burn in hellish fire! Care to join me? Giggles: Yippie, I shall bring the cake! Martin: Ok, what? What are you saying? Mr Mort: Pack your bags, cause I found what I'm looking for here, and we're going to Canada! John: I have, very much enjoyed our experience here, and will treasure it dearly. Let's go. Martin: Sigh... John: Don't, please don't say sigh out loud, it's creepy. (5 hours later, they arrive in Canada, seeing a tremendous and bizarre ritual from above. Martin pulls out telescope.) Martin: Wow. Ok, I see a man...a pretty hairy man. Let me just.. zoom in. Ok jeez this guy has a lot of hair on him. Jesus, he has no skin- John: Enough about the goddam hair, what are they doing? Martin: They are just standing there. They seem to be chanting. Part #1. To see the rest, ask.
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