He's so brutally honest.

LOL

I think he didn't want to waste gas....

Sounds like my father in law.

He's s weird one,,, he didn't come after all, but he did go to kids soccer game instead which is huge for him.

Only kidding. You have DiPalmeris and the all u can eat salad bar

I usually go to Ruby Tuesday's for that

I couldn't think of the name of the restaurant that had the salad bar.

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Good one Ken

I realized I hadn't used Peter yet.

:)

What's going on here.

Had an uncle that said this all the time lol

Feed him pasta.
It should work

Make him a mario themed cake then.

Well then... MAKE HIM COOK XD

Yeah that works too

I just checked. He's at 775. Probably over 800 by the time you read this. I have been upvoting every meme of yours and his over the course of this day. Yes, I'm just a big bag of WONDERFUL. You don't have to say it. Although I hope you do! LOL! (kidding, of course) *Hugz

Thank you. How'd you know he needed help? Much appreciated

Answer me?