Philosoraptor

Let me get right to the point, you're s bit late to the party! Welcome

Tickled to death by Derpy Hooves, while being stabbed by a bayonet by me. (That some dark s%$#...)

I don't even know what it means

Dude, this is gonna sound strange, but I'm on my phone and the words can be cut off on meme comments, and when you typed "punishment," it was cut off and the top part looked like punis and, well, you should know what popped into my head at that point.

Bullets move that fast/buzz light year

I haven't seen that show in a couple of decades! :D

Omg... I could go on and on. I may fall asleep so I may have to get you in Morning.

If you get my point.

I'm just about out of puns