I was pulled over last evening and a sobriety test was attempted. I know my rights, I walked, the cop was relieved of duty! :)

I wonder how many people they bait into saying that. ;)

I'm told (not personal experience, you understand) that they DON'T allow you to sing the alphabet because it's a mnemonic and too easy to remember, and that they ask you to recite it backwards.

Very true, BUT he made 3 huge infringements on my rights before we got to that. Since I was recording the whole thing, that's where he paid dearly for his incompetence, sloppiness and down right illegal traffic stop. I boxed him in a corner so f@cking bad, as long as I didn't threaten him in any way, I could, and did whatever I wanted! I had a blast! He knew I had him, and he was pissed! :). After my singing, I demanded and got the shift Captain's attendance, after review, the officer was relieved of duty, on the spot pending an internal review! Now, these police are my local police, the county police are no problem either. I know my limitations, but I know my rights, thoroughly!! :)

Yes, I know it should be "Officer", I'm not wasting a submission. So, go die in a fire Grammar Nazis!

Lol

They called my probation officer, I have to go see him today because of this! That's not the problem, the probation office (for Fulton County, in the city of Atlanta) is located in a part of the city where the "Residents" steal Police cars, for fun! I'm taking the train! Lol :)

How did it go? You still here with us EMDE!?!?! Do we new to plan a jailbreak?

Yea! Still here! Was sitting and waiting at the probation office all day! When I finally got to see my probation officer, he laughed for 10 minutes straight! He couldn't believe the cop was that stupid! Plus he also said understands why I'm on probation because of what comes out of my mouth when dealing with "Authority!" He likes me a lot and put me on non-report probation! He said to contact him immediately if I have any "Police Contact", which of course is normal, as you may know! Lol. :)

Oh yeah! I have family out of state and used to hate getting a permission slip to leave the county! I always felt like a little kid asking to go to the bathroom! :-) glad everything went well!

Lol no shit! This P.O. I have is really cool, he said just call for anything he's not worried about me. He's got all these thugs from all the Atlanta gangs to go after! Shit, they didn't even drug test me, which I was totally prepared for, not that I actually do anything anymore, mostly! Lol. Bit on the whole, no, I don't even drink anymore! :)

No. You dare think you can take a word made by the human world and spit on it by intentionally adding a "s" to it, therefore making it plural?!? You are a disgrace to all that is sweet and loved. Gimme a giffie.

Walk a mile in my shoes motherf**ker.

Eat my shorts

I do love his response, tells me everything about him, more importantly, it tells me how big of an asshole he is..........but I guarantee he'll piss someone else off and they'll take care of him for me.....so I won't waste my energy...he'll do it for me.......I'm having a great day so far, you? Ha ha! Lmao! :)

You need to check out my new tagline!!!!

Mr. Evil where are you?

Right here, just took a little time off........:)

Yay welcome back. Lynch 199 even did a worried meme about you :)

Oh, I didn't mean to alarm anyone! Lol. I've been working at my parents house doing all kinds of big repair work, they have been spending most of their $$ on lawyers fighting my brother in court over his two daughters he lost custody of because he liked doing drugs! After 20+ years of doing drugs, and he's now 2- years sober, all of the sudden he thinks he can be a parent, and to top that off, his kids don't like him, I wonder why??? So, I've been helping them a lot lately, I've literally had no time to meme, hopefully tomorrow I'll start again, I miss you guys!! :)

You are grounded young man ;-) I miss you!

Hello Lynch! I'm sorry for disappearing, I've been working at my parents and been absolutely worn out! How are you and the family? Plz, don't spank me, anything but that! :)

LOL I'm just glad you are not in jail! We are all doing good! The boy is dating a few new girls, driving me nuts!!! So glad you are still a free man! I KEPT THINK THINKING SOMETHJNG BACKFIRED ON YOUR ALPHABET SONG!!

Lol. No, these cops are idiots! They're the local city cops, morons! :). You may have to bury some bodies for your son! Lol

Time for me to take a week off img :)

LOL ;-)

Wow sounds like crazy times and definitely a reason to be taking a break from here. Help your parents and hope things turn out for the best. Take care bud and see you soon :)

Thanks! I'll see you around tonight/tomorrow most likely!! :)

Cool. Sounds good :)