Am I dreaming or is this possible?

3 memes?

It's not as hard as you think. Get a joke book and see how many you can adapt into a meme. There's also olent of websites out there dedicated to jokes and puns. One liners, which consist of 2 to 4 lines, work well. Henny Youngman style jokes work best. Setup followed by punchline. Your comment, followed by my meme, shows setup and delivery. Notice the pauses and you can "hear" how he's saying it.

I usually have a backlog of memes to post, so I've got that going for me. Make them as you're inspired. Some days, even replies make good stand alone memes. This one inspired me to make another one that I can submit in the morning, as I hit my 3 meme limit at 3:20AM today. Could have been done sooner, but I was running late. Couldn't post before 3AM.

How do you get 3 memes? Also, I try to make my memes completely original, otherwise I feel bad for "cheating".

Usually commenting Spurs the best ideas got memes in my experience.

Seriously, I am. I did stand up comedy for about 15 years and also write. Take the Rey meme, here. By adding your question to the meme, I have a legit post. I'll submit it in the morning. I'll redo the each and every day meme as well, and maybe even redo the "raydog" meme. Here's three submissions from a simple thread. And it's not stealing since I did them. As for the old jokes, don't fret about it. Remember, today's composers had toblearn how to play the old masters before they composed a single note. I had to learn to be a high energy, fast talking comic to be able to get my lines out, instead of the slow talking, laid back guy I am in real life. I'm so laid back, I dare not fall asleep at a funeral, lest I wake up in a coffin.

A good hint, and a reason to go to the old joke books, (1930s - 1970s) is because you'll find a plethora of jokes you haven't heard that are new to you and, chances are, they aren't making the rounds on the internet. A lot of the bad pun x memes have the same joke eben if not presented in the same format. You'll see two or three a day like that.

My most popular meme was a short bit from the old Edgar Bergen-Charlie McCarthy radio show. A:it wasn't a direct steal because I paraphrased it and B: I acknowledged what it was.

Yes, I have "lazy eye".

It's used for seeing distance. I'm near sighted in the "strong" eye. Because I use each eye for seperate functions, I am not blind in that eye. Surprised the last optician I saw.

Didn't you just have eye surgery?

No. I had heart surgery 8 years ago, but never eye surgery. I've worn glasses since I was 12. They mentioned surgery then, but it never happened. While I don't have quite the same depth perception normal folks have, that eye going off the other way gives me a bit more peripheral vision.

Sorry it must have been another user recovering from eye surgery.
I see no point in operating on the eye if you can see.
I had heart surgery 24 years ago. ;)

My niece had the straightening surgery when she was a preschooler. She's in her 40s now. My daughter-in-law has the wonky eye because of a brain anyrism (sp?) Years ago. Unfortunately, she's now legally blind in both eyes.

My heart surgery was to repair one valve and another one was replaced with a mech one.

i'm only allowed two per day?! :-/

I was that way for a while, then suddenly, up to three. I think it may have something go do with points. Like, some businesses use this site to make their advertising memes. That's cool, as long as they don't fill up the feeds. Most don't bother to see they don't have to post them to make them.

yeah a points based thing would sound about right. to be honest, i enjoy commenting more than making the posts, my sense of humour is more 'reactive' ye know...feeding off other peoples jokes seems to get my creative juices going!

I try to think of a way I can recycle my comments here into actual submissions. Two of the above memes I'll need to tweak, but one I can just add a title and post.

I'm close enough to 100 K that I've already made a meme for it. I'll probably have to post it later today, so I'll hold off on my third submission.

i just done that too :-D i was on this post https://imgflip.com/i/1bb9tc and one of the comments gave me an idea , so i've just submitted it

i did that that with one or two before, sometimes they work great as comments but trying to give it a life of its own is hard! well done on 100k :-D send me a link for the meme tho, cos if it's not on the front page or latest...i wouldn't know how to find it...this is a bit like FB in that respect for me :-p

I still have 2500 points to go.

When coolermommy made it to the leaderboard, she posted about it. I replied with this meme, an old joke I wrote, then turned around and posted it unchanged.

https://imgflip.com/i/19pakw

good one! i did some laxative puns the other day...haven't got a clue what or where tho'! my head is scrambled with memes!!!

it's nearly time for me to get up now, and i haven't been to bed yet! stayed up to watch the debate then came on imgflip for 10 minutes...3 hours ago! i'm off, catch you later

This is for when I reach 100K.

https://imgflip.com/i/1bbz93

While I joined last winter, I only started posting a couple months ago. If you go through my images, you'll see a lot of variety.

Early posts were mostly political.

nice! :-D

I think it was around 40k points when I got up to 3 a day. I'm almost at 100K. I'll probably hit that later today. I still get those, "you're commenting a lot" notices. One reason why I'm so verbose.

I usually just comment on memes and upvote them, but every few days I get a good idea and turn it into a meme that usually never gets any upvotes.

Yup! Welcome to the flip. I'm friggin hillarious, to myself that is.

I've never been welcomed before, and i've been here for 6 months.

I've seen you around, sometimes it takes time to get noticed. Keep up the comments and have fun.

:)

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