Really? 3 days ago, 2 dudes named Blurt and Nert invented a wondrous chemical called Witasium Effertrated Equalitized Rifter or WEED. It could cure any disease known to man when smoked. But with any miracle, there was always a catch. This "catch" was that the chemical was very unstable and lost effect when exposed to oxygen for more than 3 minutes at a time. This problem was nothing that couldn't be solved and soon, the world was transporting weed by the millions. The world achieved an era of peace, for 68 years, until one bloke exposed the chemical to Apple Juice, which exposed its terrible second "catch." The chemical transformed into a giant toilet who took control of the world in 3 months. It's name was Hadeof Shitler, the worst tyrant in history. After Blurt and Nert saw what they had done, they invented a time machine to go back to an unknown time. In celebration of their escape, they threw a party and got crazy drunk. That night, they decided to reinvent weed but with a few changes they had thought of while drunk. What resulted was the weed we all know and love today.
