Confession Bear

aka masking the smell

I really should look into that

Because you're sexist...?

Or it could be that I used to let an obese coworker take the blame for my farts and they were female lol

LOL.... So how does this work? Is it a silent waving the air and making faces at your coworkers when her back is turned or do you just come right out and tell people she's doing it?

Act surprised when the smell makes an appearance. When people start looking around join in. If someone motions to the most likely suspect (usually overweight ) nod in agreement. Lol

Lol

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Bingo! That's my family's traditional excuse. ;)

F'ers are everywhere!!!

I usually never read memes with this template. I just never found them funny

Until today. Very well done

trash

Whew...for a minute I thought it was gonna get a tracheostomy...from a sanitary engineer!

He's more skilled than a mere sanitary engineer

taken directly off a bounty paper towel ad ... nsfw!

lol

I thought awhile before clicking post haha(this is in response to your dog meme)

Multiple upvotes for the bone-us

:)