Stop playing dumb "hokeewolf". She knows who you are. You are actually a cyborg from a lost race of artificial life on the sun. Eventually, your home exploded and along with it, your whole clan. Only you survived, so you used the Universal Donut of Second Chance to travel back in time, to Earth for answers. The WCORB (Worldwide Committee Of Random Bullshit) has suspected this for a while, and will stop at nothing to blow your cover. They know you have perfected the art of converting pizza into natural gas, and so they are on the phone, posing as a pizza company to get your address and destroy you before you can save your civilization at the expense of Earth. Just turn yourself in.
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