ron swanson

That's great. Lol.

[image deleted]I know what you mean.

True.

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it's our saviour

My wife firmly believes, "It's not how you feel, it's how you look." She could buy me jeans that are so tight, it doesn't matter if I can't walk. Any way sometimes she hates what I wear. But, even though she's a pain in the ass, she's my pain in the ass.

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At this point we've been through thick and thin the better the worse the richer the poorer the sickness and the health. We're doing much better than many. Thanks again.

<3

My wife and I have been married for 36 years. It's not easy. Treat each other decently, share the television remote and take each other out on a date once in a while.

Thirty-four for me! And - you pretty well summed it up! Also, a sense of humor helps. My hubs has a wicked one.

Congrats to both of you! It seems like most couples don't make it past 10 years of marriage nowadays.

We're pretty tough, had some bad crap happen to both of us and weathered through. It's good now, we've got a pretty strong bond going. And thanks.

Good for you. I have two brothers and plenty of friends who have been divorced. Never easy to find the right match.

My eldest son is going thru a divorce after eight years of marriage. No kids, but it's stressful and sad.

or anything from a vending machine really, unfortunatley the pizza vending machine lacks this flaw

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agreed

Thanks for the upvotes guys.

Candy bar be like "I ain't getting eaten by Brian"

Fun fact: 2.2 people a year die this way.

WAIT! .2% OF PPL DIE

[image deleted]When I worked at a hospital a coworker reached into a vending machine to retrieve a candy bar that fell but got stuck on the inner flap. Her arm got stuck and she was on her knees with her arm caught in an awkward position until maintenance came over. I took her picture but never told her.

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Always brought your own food?

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Two, in fact. They were from brother in laws. Better then getting my ass kicked seven times.

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One time at school, I kid you not, I wanted a bag of chips, and a candy bar, and so I went to the vending machine, put a dollar in for a candy bar, and the vending machine glitched, and vended my candy bar, but said "Please make another selection," and I was able to get the bag of chips I wanted. My friends were all surprised!

[image deleted]Glad it worked out.