Dispatcher: "When was the last time you saw Sharon"
ghostofchurch: "Umm, I never seen her. I don't know what she looks like..."
Dispatcher: "Okay, where does she live?"
ghostofchurch: "Don't know that either..."
Dispatcher: "And what is your name, sir?"
ghostofchurch: "Umm, ghostofchurch..."
Dispatcher: "Gustav Church, you said?"
ghostofchurch: "Umm, yes."
Dispatcher: "And what is your relationship to Sharon?"
ghostofchurch: "Um, concerned citizen..."
Dispatcher: "And who is allegedly posing a danger to her?"
ghostofchurch: "DankMeme360"
Dispatcher: "Sir, I'm gonna have to put you on hold. One moment [in background] "We got another prank-calling ImgFlipper; start the trace..."