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The tattoos made the Chinese. Tattoos have been around during the dinosaur age, and one T-Rex named CarfleDarf was tasked with making the best tattoos around. He did indeed have the best art around at the time, and he was respected worldwide. But one day, an asteroid saw his tattoos on television and decided he wanted in on that shit. It rocketed towards Earth at lightning speed but hit Earth too hard, and destroyed CarfleDarf's business. All the dinosaurs were so depressed, they turned to alcohol until they eventually died of alcohol poisoning. One little flower was minding it own business during all of this, until it met the badshit crazy asteroid. Regretful of what it had done, he gave the flower it's most prized tattoo that it preserved on paper. The little flower was so happy, it grew in to a Chinese guy. The asteroid felt nice seeing the naked Chinese guy bounce about with glee, so it decided to give him a home too. It rolled into the ocean and grew until it became what we now call China. Once the Chinese guy arrived at his newfound home, he planted seeds all about China, and showed each sprout the tattoo. One by one, they grew into Chinese people who made an alphabet of similarly arranged patterns as the tattoo and made a sound for each to make their language. That is how China and it's language were made.
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Geezus Johnny, are you on speed???
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I'm sorry, Memeageddon is depriving me of my sanity. I hate you, go suck infinidicks.
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Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers Meme | GOOD STORY | image tagged in memes,leonardo dicaprio cheers | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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4 ups, 2 replies
It took me 9 grueling seconds to think of, but it was worth it.
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Lol
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2 ups, 1 reply
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! As if the Story itself didn't KILL me! X,,,D
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I will overthrow the U.S with my deadly humor.
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4 ups, 1 reply
They must of grown out of a yellow flower
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I was around at the time, and I had to jizz on a few.
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4 ups, 1 reply
OK... Now pass the blunt back to me again.
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Touch my infiniweed and you are a dead motherf**ker.
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:P
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10 ups? Which f*ggot wrote this?
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10 ups, 2 replies
That's pretty good, a little esoteric, but good. At least for us tattoo types.
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:)
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:)
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:P...
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Why do girls cover up their chest with their arms? I want to touch the ta-tas!!!
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just don't
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Yes please, I beg of you.
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What the hell is that? It makes my head hurt looking at it.
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FFFAAAAASSSHTTTH.
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Johnny...bruh...

Did you have crack in your cereal, instead of sugar today? W..T..F??

(But...YOU'RE KILLING ME...I'm almost falling of my chair! I swear!)
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I smoked the cereal, and fed the crack to my hitman.
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7 ups, 1 reply
Nice!
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Thanks
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5 ups, 1 reply
That's the problem--I mean, how would you really know the translation.
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4 ups, 1 reply
What does that translate to?
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8 ups
it translates to chicken and potatoes and its freaking tasty
im chinese. You're welcome
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3 ups
Ha ha!!
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3 ups
Well, there's always laser-lol
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https://i.imgflip.com/18qlyp.jpg
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Good question-lol
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Yea!!!! We did good today!!!
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3 ups, 1 reply
Meanwhile, in China...
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That's funny!!
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And true, but more often Japan...
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3 ups, 1 reply
Good one :)
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2 ups, 1 reply
Thank you!
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You're welcome Linda :)
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Ha-ha, thanks!
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I know right
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Hee-hee and now I will just type some random nonsense to pass the time until I am allowed to comment again-ugh! Geez, 92 seconds longer--why???
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its for me one of the most creative things done by Chinese culture.
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Thanks, Joseph! :)
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Raise your hand, if you knew peers in college who pulled this Hipster shit.
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