I guess that's why it's called a Toy Yoda

Lol, I never heard of a candy bar called 100 grand, but it seems like a cool prank

That's interesting. I have heard of a Klondike Bar but never 100 Grand. Your story makes me think of a Bugs Bunny episode. I don't remember the name but it was about a contest that was giving away "a thousand bucks". Daffy Duck beat Bugs and won the prize. They brought a big box and inside was a thousand little boxes. Daffy thought he was cheated and in his despair gave the prize to Bugs. Then it was revealed that inside every little box was a dollar. So he actually did win "a thousand bucks".

A thousand bucks and a thousand box does sound kind of similar.

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Oh. Thanks.

100 Grand is actually 100,000 dollars compacted into a tiny bar covered in chocolate. Eat too much of it and you will be sick with too much paper in your system. It has been proven that if compacted paper is tight enough, it tastes like chocolate. That's why dogs like to eat your homework, it gives them a faint taste of what chocolate tastes like. Why they use dollars to make 100 Grand is a conspiracy in itself.

You have a strange mind. I like it.

My mind is a landscape to behold, not a trail to follow.

my trail deadends lol

No, please, use it behind my back, make money off of it, become the richest quote dealer in the world, and send a hitman after me so I can break his mind and have a drinking buddy.

Holy shit, I'm gonna have a lot of drinking buddies.

Same here. I wouldn't want people making a deal with the god of death to make them almost impossible to kill in return for summoning the biggest, most viscous sea serpent in the entire plane of existence.

Which existence? Many can end and all would never know.

The 10th one (which is a sort of Dark Fantasy/Gothic Horror world, and one of the only 3 I haven't named yet).

The existence I seek is the world of potatoes with plain butter as their life source. If I arrive, I could be worshiped as their God for showing them the gift of melted cheese.

Ha!

If I bring Bacon Bits, can I get a job?

If it runs in your blood.

And could somebody open a window or spray some freakin frebreeze or something? GGAAAHHHH!

Lol

:D

That was the old advertising jingle for Toyota, for all you whippersnappers