'Murica, you've got a choice to make.

This wasn't staged, right?

Rumor has it that Khan was paid $375,000 from the Clinton Foundation for his speech.

Dude, I would have taken a pocket constitution out of my pocket for half that much!

Do they make a pocket Sharia Law book?.....

Plus the text on mine is more patriotic: red, white, then blue.

And look what gets flagged as NSFW. WTFF? https://imgflip.com/i/18iaev

We have already had a Johnson followed by a Dick....Nixon....not gonna happen! lol

LMAO, how has that not been brought to my attention until now!

Im old enough to remember ! har

Well some of my fellow "young uns" will be amused by this "new" information at work tomorrow.

Nixon's motto for reelection: Don't change Dicks in the middle of a screw, vote for Nixon in '72.

Bill Weld with his good friend John 'Liveshot' Kerry.....

True, the whole government is messed up. But at least one of the candidates will buy us dinner and take us to a movie first, and maybe even make a good couple of dates. The other two will leave in the middle of the night and steal all of our toilet paper on their way out.

[image deleted]He's got my vote. I like the idea of small government, big on civil liberties and a cap on taxes.

Totally, he doesn't match all me on all the issues (Clinton scored 5% higher), but I think he might be a breath of fresh air...and he's guaranteed to not further divide the nation like either Trump or Clinton will.

*Claps in American*

THE P**IS