Philosoraptor

People are also called assholes, but they're important too. Heck, I never leave home without mine!

Haha,that's a good one.With assholes,we're born with those and they serve no other function aside from being a point of departure for waste matter.

You're forgetting butt sex.

Not all of us are altar boys

Just beautiful

Yeah,but butt sex is usually reserved for guys that are too scared of pussy.

Va**na lives matter.

You sound as bland as the potato salad at a Mitt Romney family picnic.

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Is that really how hard you gave to work to make a joke? Cuz for most of us it's easier than that.

Nah,that didn't take me long at all.And it was quite easy.

I picture the salad being mayo.

On untoasted white bread.

Wouldn't be any other way.

Great! So if the family car just happens to need a tire change,all you need to do is keep a D-bag in the trunk and that will loosen and tighten bolts just fine.

I can change my tire. If not there's AAA

A tool is meant to be used. That's why you call a persona tool. They're easily manipulated. Like a tool. :{

Exactly!

Damn Tipsy...you're goin' deep with that meme.

That's a W E L D I N G mask used for W E L D I N G.

Yep. And I am weilding it.

That's an interesting interpretation.Maybe if more people made reference to someone as a "tool" in the context of said person being easy to manipulate,I could see your point.

That is where it comes from. That's why brown-nosers get called "total tools" in most television shows and films.

"One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem. That tool dosen't even know she's just using him."

"a person used or exploited by another."

Seriously, that's why people started using it to label people. :{

No it means you're a dick. Tool is another name for a dick. Tool breath.

A tool is another way to say a dick. But if you're calling someone a tool, it means that they're easily manipulated.

But it's cool that you're obsessed with dicks dude. No one cares. :{

Sure if you say he's a tool of the establishment. But that's totally literal. If I look at the post you just wrote and say "what a tool" then...well I guess that was a freebie.

Dude I get it, you really want the word tool to men dicks. It's cool. No one is judging you. :{

It's not a matter of what I want. It just suits you better that way. And you wrote "men dicks". Ineresting slip.

Exactly. You want men dicks. I don't understand why you keep reiterating that?

Freud was a sexual deviant and a drug user though, so using his theories and ideas is ignorance on your part.

Freud had incest fantasies about his mom. And loved cocaine.

And you're using him as if he's profound and wise. ROFL!

Oh and my childhood was in America, I have nothing to complain about.

Hey you're the one who wrote "men dicks". I hope your road to recovery is as painless as possible. In the mean time try not to be such a tool.

See? You're still talking 'bout dicks dude. :{

And you're still the one who typed "men dicks". I guess if it's not in your mouth it's on your mind.

lol You're still talking about dicks kid? :{

It's ok. We're going to get you to a safe space. Just calm down. I know how harmful the trigger words can be. He won't do that to you again.

Oh wait. This thread got so long I forgot how it started. You turned into a quivering mass because I called you a dick. Sorry Penelope. I didn't mean to bring up the pain of middle school and all that other stuff. Sometimes people just call you a name. You have to learn to endure. Good luck.

Boy kid, you sure are deluded and obsessed with dick. :{

Right. (Get it?)

I could never tell my right from my left.... I figured that out in college. Bahaha. Also you can do the nine tables.

I suppose you have the right to think that.....