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Philosoraptor Meme | I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SOMEONE WOULD REFER TO SOMEONE THEY DON'T LIKE AS A "TOOL" LAST TIME I CHECKED,TOOLS ARE USEFUL | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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14 ups, 1 reply
People are also called assholes, but they're important too. Heck, I never leave home without mine!
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5 ups, 1 reply
Haha,that's a good one.With assholes,we're born with those and they serve no other function aside from being a point of departure for waste matter.
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3 ups, 2 replies
You're forgetting butt sex.
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4 ups, 1 reply
Not all of us are altar boys
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Just beautiful
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3 ups, 1 reply
Yeah,but butt sex is usually reserved for guys that are too scared of pussy.

Va**na lives matter.
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2 ups, 2 replies
You sound as bland as the potato salad at a Mitt Romney family picnic.
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2 ups, 1 reply
Is that really how hard you gave to work to make a joke? Cuz for most of us it's easier than that.
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3 ups
Nah,that didn't take me long at all.And it was quite easy.
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3 ups, 1 reply
I picture the salad being mayo.
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4 ups, 1 reply
On untoasted white bread.
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3 ups
Wouldn't be any other way.
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2 ups, 1 reply
Great! So if the family car just happens to need a tire change,all you need to do is keep a D-bag in the trunk and that will loosen and tighten bolts just fine.
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I can change my tire. If not there's AAA
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9 ups, 3 replies
A tool is meant to be used. That's why you call a persona tool. They're easily manipulated. Like a tool. :{
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12 ups, 2 replies
Exactly!
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6 ups
Damn Tipsy...you're goin' deep with that meme.
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7 ups, 1 reply
That's a W E L D I N G mask used for W E L D I N G.
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4 ups
Yep. And I am weilding it.
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4 ups, 1 reply
That's an interesting interpretation.Maybe if more people made reference to someone as a "tool" in the context of said person being easy to manipulate,I could see your point.
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That is where it comes from. That's why brown-nosers get called "total tools" in most television shows and films.

"One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem. That tool dosen't even know she's just using him."

"a person used or exploited by another."

Seriously, that's why people started using it to label people. :{
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6 ups, 2 replies
No it means you're a dick. Tool is another name for a dick. Tool breath.
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4 ups, 1 reply
A tool is another way to say a dick. But if you're calling someone a tool, it means that they're easily manipulated.

But it's cool that you're obsessed with dicks dude. No one cares. :{
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2 ups, 1 reply
Sure if you say he's a tool of the establishment. But that's totally literal. If I look at the post you just wrote and say "what a tool" then...well I guess that was a freebie.
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Dude I get it, you really want the word tool to men dicks. It's cool. No one is judging you. :{
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2 ups, 2 replies
It's not a matter of what I want. It just suits you better that way. And you wrote "men dicks". Ineresting slip.
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1 up, 1 reply
Exactly. You want men dicks. I don't understand why you keep reiterating that?

Freud was a sexual deviant and a drug user though, so using his theories and ideas is ignorance on your part.

Freud had incest fantasies about his mom. And loved cocaine.

And you're using him as if he's profound and wise. ROFL!

Oh and my childhood was in America, I have nothing to complain about.
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2 ups, 1 reply
Hey you're the one who wrote "men dicks". I hope your road to recovery is as painless as possible. In the mean time try not to be such a tool.
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1 up, 3 replies
See? You're still talking 'bout dicks dude. :{
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0 ups, 1 reply
And you're still the one who typed "men dicks". I guess if it's not in your mouth it's on your mind.
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lol You're still talking about dicks kid? :{
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It's ok. We're going to get you to a safe space. Just calm down. I know how harmful the trigger words can be. He won't do that to you again.
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Oh wait. This thread got so long I forgot how it started. You turned into a quivering mass because I called you a dick. Sorry Penelope. I didn't mean to bring up the pain of middle school and all that other stuff. Sometimes people just call you a name. You have to learn to endure. Good luck.
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Boy kid, you sure are deluded and obsessed with dick. :{
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2 ups, 1 reply
Right. (Get it?)
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I could never tell my right from my left.... I figured that out in college. Bahaha. Also you can do the nine tables.
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2 ups, 1 reply
I suppose you have the right to think that.....
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4 ups, 2 replies
A Gun is a tool too! And just like any tool in the wrong hands something is gonna get screwed up.
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2 ups, 2 replies
Must be a 'Murican...

While I agree 100% with saying that any tool in the wrong hands is going to make some shit go down,it's really iffy if a gun is actually a tool.Humanity survived many moons without guns.Guns didn't build homes or put cars on the road.I mean,I have heard of troubleshooting,but not every trouble can fixed by shooting it.
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Where I am from a tool is like a moron or an annoying wanna be.
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3 ups, 1 reply
I don't think we've won the wars we've fought to stay free with hammers and nails. If not for a gun the most important tool a soldier has we wouldn't be free! now how is it not a tool? Yes I'm American and proud of the fact that we bailed everyone ass out During WW2.
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3 ups, 1 reply
Hold up...America alone did not bail everyone's asses out in WW2.I'm Canadian and we lost a lot of young men in that conflict.My kids' great-grandfather was in that war.When you think about it,what did that war really accomplish? The fact that both of our countries' are gradually stripping us of our rights and freedoms means that a lot of our soldiers died for nothing.
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2 ups, 2 replies
America was by far not the only player in the war! But my main point is we weren't throwing houses or running people over with cars. A gun is a tool! Sorry to offend you I guess I should have said the west! Even though we were the ones who supplied the British, and the Russians with the weapons to fend off Hitller.
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2 ups
I'm not offended.It takes a lot more than that to get me riled up so no worries there.

We've had lots of wars in human history,though,that didn't involve guns.Maybe maces,swords,and stuff like that.But not guns.
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Both of you stop it. This is America. We should be making dick jokes. And not the "my dick's bigger than yours because we won the war"- type jokes. More like "Hey the guy who started this thread should be called Seymour Johnson"- type jokes. Come on North America. Get it together.
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3 ups, 1 reply
Lol I'm a teenager and even I don't understand that XD
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Same here
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2 ups, 1 reply
Yes, I went there…
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2 ups, 1 reply
Nice! I like it.
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1 up, 1 reply
That's the point, they can be used...
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