Gotta have a backup plan

1) No
2) Hell no
3) F*ck no
4) Get lost

you missed one
5) i'm calling the cops

Cant forget about [6) *Pulls out pepper spray*]
:P

No, but I just know your personality by now. ;)

XD
Yeah I figured!

Shoulda tied the string to his wrist.

'Bad Luck Baron' ?

Brian's Great Grandfather

I needed that!

you're missing the small fraction that say yes.

What small fraction? People like me and him crack physics jokes and listen to classic rock.

There is probably some girl who likes physics jokes, classic rock, and thinks you're a good person to be with. Mind you, It's probably a very small percentage who likes all three, but that is just about preferences of the individual in question.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_colour

That's probably for the best.

As soon as I saw this me me I knew this would be an ultimate response: