Some people are SO ungrateful...

You're lucky. My black cat (Midnight) used to bring bats on the pillows. Not even kidding. And one time he even murdered a hare under the bed. My cousin heard, didn't know what it was, so we investigated. We thought the hare's eye was a marble. Nope.

Mine give me beetles and frogs and snakes too, on my pillows. Cat door installation probably wasn't my best idea.

if my cat was the first to discover aliens hed have a lifetime supply of treats fish and anything else he's want

D'ya know this one?
I love little pussy, her coat is so warm, And if I don't hurt her she'll do me no harm; I won't pull her tail, nor drive her away, But pussy and I together will play.

Nope, but cute.

Thanks for the idea for a submission today... My creativity has been running on "E" the last couple of days :)