Its not my fault you made yourself a target of my ambitions! I was minding own business conjuring up an Evil Plan, then you just happen to post something and i took advantage of that, in a nice Evil way of course! Not my fault!
Hello? Is this Thrust Plumbing? Yes, If you leave your pipe wrench sticking out; out of my toilet where i get it Thrust up my ass trying to take a dump, i will find you and wipe my ass on you!