A THIEF ATTEMPTED TO STEAL PAINTINGS FROM THE LOUVRE IN PARIS, BUT WAS CAUGHT 2 BLOCKS AWAY WHEN HIS VAN RAN OUT OF GAS; ALL THE THIEF COULD SAY FOR HIMSELF WAS I HAD NO MONET TO BUY DEGAS TO MAKE THE VAN GOGH; BUT I TRIED FOR IT ANYWAY BECAUSE I HAD NOTHING TOULOUSE