The only way I'd let this man represent me is if 1) he was better looking than me or 2) I had a gun to my head... oh wait, I just described North Korea. Ouch. Even I thought that was tasteless. F*** it, it had to be said.
Can you imagine being executed if you DIDN'T cut his hair that way?!!! And what if your life really depended on kissing his butt? Why don't all 25,000,000 North Koreas just rush the border?
