Sick humor...but I love it. I suppose in this world today I should have been offended and demanded some sort of Congressional action against you because I have had recurring bouts with a condition known as "Pyoderma Gangrenosum" but I am a man and not a liberal so I was not offended. However I have been drinking and need to pee but I'm tired and don't feel like standing. Could you please show me where the ladies room is?