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Of course I want a table

Of course I want a table |  HELLO SIR WOULD YOU LIKE A TABLE; NO I'LL TAKE THE FLOOR FOR 3 PEOPLE | image tagged in you know what really grinds my gears,waitress,waiter,you don't say | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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10 Guy Meme | YOU EAT ON THE FLOOR? I PREFER TO EAT ON THE CEILING. | image tagged in memes,10 guy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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10 Guy Meme | TO BE HONEST I PREFER THE WALL | image tagged in memes,10 guy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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10 Guy Meme | BUT THE PROBLEM WITH EATING ON THE WALL IS THE UNICORNS STEAL YOUR POTATOES. | image tagged in memes,10 guy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
They don't like ceilings.
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I don't suppose the contraction was on purpose...
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What contradiction i don't see it
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Contraction. Your comment says "We're the same thing".
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Woops darn auto correct I'm not a grammer nazi so I didn't see it then I read your comment as contradiction instead of contraction
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Listening to Pandora: there's intense combat-sounding music playing right now.
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i've been visiting this site less and less. its been almost a week hasn't it? starting to lose my touch.
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SCUD, anyone?
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LOL!
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I think I used proper grammer. But I can't be sure.
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I understood you
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That, or when they ask if they can take your order.. Like "No, I'll just sit here and watch everyone else enjoy their food for a couple hours, but thanks."
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[image deleted]How about when you just walked into the store, get to the counter and the clerk asks,"You all set?" I like to answer, "No."
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How did you think I got on the ceiling?
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