MOST AMERICANS DON'T TRUST ME, MY FORMER AID HAS BEEN GIVEN IMMUNITY TO TESTIFY AGAINST ME, A FEDERAL JUDGE APPOINTED BY MY OWN HUSBAND HAS RULED AGAINST ME, AND THE FBI IS ABOUT TO RECOMMEND THAT I BE INDICTED; BUT I JUST WON NEW YORK, SO I GOT THAT GOIN' FOR ME, WHICH IS NICE