Those damn fork tongued salesman.

Those damn fork tongued salesman. | THE WORLD'S FIRST HIGH PRESSURE APPLE SALESMAN | image tagged in memes,serpent  the apple,funny,apple,garden of eden,salesmen | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
5,681 views, 183 upvotes, Made by Raydog 24 months ago memesserpent the applefunnyapplegarden of edensalesmen
Serpent & The Apple memeRe-caption this meme
Add Meme
Post Comment
reply
18 ups
Brian Williams Fondly Remembers | I REMEMBER EVE WHEN SHE WAS STILL IN THE GARDEN... SO LOVELY AND NOT AT ALL ASHAMED TO SHOW OFF HER BODY | image tagged in brian williams fondly remembers | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
reply
17 ups, 2 replies
Futurama Fry Meme | DOES THAT MAKE EVE THE FIRST WOMAN TO FALL FOR A BAD SALES PITCH? | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
reply
13 ups, 1 reply
HOOK LINE AND SINKER | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
reply
7 ups, 2 replies
Ray, your memes are sick <3
reply
6 ups
Thank You.
reply
1 up, 1 reply
First World Problems Meme | BA DUM TSS | image tagged in memes,first world problems | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Better take them to the hospital.
reply
0 ups, 1 reply
True story
reply
0 ups, 1 reply
Lol true
reply
0 ups, 1 reply
True true
reply
0 ups, 1 reply
True story lol
reply
0 ups, 1 reply
Story lol so true
reply
0 ups, 1 reply
Much true such lol
1 up
Even more true rofl
reply
[deleted]
2 ups
reply
12 ups, 1 reply
reply
5 ups, 1 reply
Good one! One of my favs: "surely you wont die?" Sucker knew damn well what God meant. He's such a punk.:)
reply
3 ups
Thanks! And ikr?
reply
10 ups, 1 reply
reply
9 ups
reply
10 ups, 2 replies
reply
7 ups, 1 reply
reply
6 ups, 1 reply
reply
4 ups, 1 reply
reply
3 ups
Couldn't resist :)
reply
4 ups, 1 reply
That's what happens when men look at boobs
reply
4 ups, 2 replies
reply
3 ups, 1 reply
reply
1 up, 1 reply
reply
2 ups
That certainly is a real teat to see this picture. Thanks X 8.
reply
0 ups
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
reply
9 ups
reply
8 ups, 1 reply
reply
8 ups, 1 reply
reply
6 ups, 1 reply
reply
2 ups, 1 reply
reply
2 ups
reply
7 ups, 2 replies
reply
11 ups, 1 reply
reply
4 ups, 1 reply
reply
3 ups, 1 reply
reply
4 ups, 1 reply
reply
4 ups
reply
9 ups
reply
6 ups
woah
reply
[deleted]
5 ups, 1 reply
Lol
reply
1 up, 1 reply
You should have named your account plato...
reply
[deleted]
1 up, 1 reply
What?
reply
1 up
Well Plato was the student of Socrates. Seem more fitting than just adding a Jr. to the end.
reply
5 ups, 2 replies
reply
2 ups, 1 reply
reply
2 ups
reply
2 ups, 1 reply
reply
2 ups, 1 reply
Feel free to point out the lies.
reply
2 ups, 1 reply
You'll never get me to participate in a "real" discussion about religion...everyone knows that.
reply
1 up
soooo... are you a white dog and not a white knight?
reply
4 ups, 1 reply
As a Jehovah's Witness, you got my upvote! :D
reply
3 ups, 1 reply
Thanks Buddy...haven't seen you in awhile...
reply
2 ups, 1 reply
O RLY?! *cracks devious smile* >=)
reply
2 ups, 1 reply
You've seen it once before...I used it as a comment a looooong time ago.... ;)
reply
2 ups
I think I MIGHT know which one your talking about...

But where the hell do I find it? lol I have to look through my memes. OH WAIT!! I KNOW WHICH ONE IT IS!!!!!!
reply
3 ups, 1 reply
reply
3 ups, 1 reply
reply
[deleted]
2 ups
look at the good side!
reply
[deleted]
3 ups, 1 reply
So can you give me a reasonable explanation as to how you constantly are awarded with original memes on the front page, while 99% of mine barely get any views?
reply
5 ups, 3 replies
Well...let's take a look at the numbers shall we....first of all, props on maintaining a 100% feature percentage...it doesn't mean anything, it's just a cool stat to have...I f**ked that up in my first 5 memes...LOL... So. I've been on the site awhile longer than you so I've got a head start on observing a lot of things about the site...such as comments...you only have 157 comments...I have 6723. What that means is...nobody knows who you are yet.

The best way to change that is to make friends on the site and make lots and lots of "funny meme comments" on front page memes...if you're meme comments are funny and get a lot of upvotes, you will get noticed and people WILL start clicking on your name and checking out your memes...and no offense dude...but all those memes and comments complaining about why other people's memes get seen and yours don't is NOT helping you. I understand your frustration, I'm just saying...

As for why my memes get seen and yours don't...it's quite simple. I'm already popular, and I'm sure that since my name is on the 7 day leaderboard, people just click on my name to see my memes...but that didn't happen overnight pal...I put in 1000's of hours making 1000's of meme comments to get to the point where everyone knows my name...fortunately for me a lot of people think my stuff is great...I choose never to argue with anyone that pays me a compliment. But I offer no apologies to those that don't like my stuff either...

But one thing is for sure, it is very possible for ANYONE to get on the front page...just don't let your own attitude/personality be your own worst enemy. I'll answer any legitimate questions you have to try and help you out, but personal attacks will go unheard...it's not worth my time.

And for the record, my original user template memes usually take a "minimum" of 8 to 10 hours to feature...with one or two exceptions. I am NOT special in that regard...I can't help it if my memes get seen faster than yours...
reply
3 ups, 1 reply
Hey Raydog, I wondering if you would mind using a meme template I created, I see potential in it!
imgflip.com/memegenerator/61803783/Fry-Not-Sure-Car-Version
reply
3 ups
Done... This is the first thing that came to mind... imgflip.com/i/110v53
reply
[deleted]
2 ups, 2 replies
So really you have just confirmed everything that I have been stating, that because you are on the leader board constantly, that is why your memes, especially the original template memes, constantly make the front page. And if you think about it, even if it takes 8 to 10 hours for your memes to get featured, you are still making it to the front page with them in 16 hours or less, which either means a few hundred people are going to your profile in that amount of time, or your meme is actually starting on the first couple pages of the latest memes tab when it gets featured, with there being a possibility of both happening at the same time. However I monitor my memes so I know that my original meme templates start on page 9 or later, which means a significantly less chance of them being viewed, since that is at least 112 memes that people would have to go thru before even getting to mine, and that is if they are doing it within the first hour of it being featured. So it is not a matter of being seen faster, it is a matter of a higher exposure rate. So just like I have said before in a meme, why even bother wasting time making original memes when they are not even going to be viewed?

As far as making meme comments to get myself recognized, I want you to consider this. How many people do you think scroll all the way thru the comment section of a meme with +30 comments (which doesn't count the replies)? All new comments start on the bottom of the page, which then means the chances of those even being seen are starting to get slim.

So this really all boils down to proving that one of my latest memes was correct in that this community only lifts up those that are already up and doesn't care about those who are down.
reply
5 ups, 1 reply
Well alright then, I guess you got it all figured out. You don't need any help from me. However, you'd be surprised at how many people read every last comment...and do it more than once...but what do I know...I'm just another nobody.
reply
[deleted]
2 ups, 3 replies
reply
3 ups, 1 reply
reply
[deleted]
2 ups, 3 replies
You call it "crying", I call it exposing the truth about this site and of the top users.
reply
2 ups, 1 reply
reply
[deleted]
2 ups, 1 reply
reply
1 up
Seriously. Gotta be easier to get world peace than suss out the logic .. But it's all about location. You write funny meme comments and put them in high traffic areas. You include the community members in context and you get upvotes.
Mods recognize your influence as funny and maybe they take a quicker look. It's all location for us... Traffic for the owners.
reply
2 ups
reply
2 ups
Bro all he is trying to do is give you tips and frankly they are good tips like he said he's put thousands of hours into img flip and has earned his place on the leaderboard there is nothing anyone can do about that he rightfully earned it so people see his place on the leader board and think ok I just found this site I want to see what the top persons memes look like even if he didn't want that to happen it still would and I just started making memes at the beginning of this month and I have to say comments are the way to go if you want upvotes because comments are where about 90% of my points have come from and im closing in on 50k in only half a month of having my account so take his advice or leave it but no matter what, it is good advice
reply
3 ups
My memes only get to the front page once every two to three weeks. I'm not on here as much as Raydog and don't comment as much either. But I comment more than you, which is obvious by our total comments.

I know for a fact not all of Raydog's memes get featured on the front pages of "latest." I also know that mine don't either, yet I have been up to 50,000 points in a seven day period. I have a handful of "followers" and I know this because they have told me they always look for my memes. I've been on this site for three years, but haven't been really active on here since last October. And guess what...That's when I started getting noticed.

Trust me, Raydog isn't the only one getting noticed. Look at Jying, Socrates, Invicta103 and Reallyitsjohn. They're memes make it a lot, as well. And let's not forget the newer users like H2O and JuicyDeath. And look at their comments. They comment a lot.

Just saying, guy. If you pay attention to what Raydog is saying and what I'm saying, and apply it, you'll start getting noticed, too.
reply
[deleted]
1 up
You just need to make conservative memes because the whole leaderboard is right wing
reply
2 ups, 1 reply
How many people? Well, you're looking at one right here! I get more joy out of the meme when I scroll all the way down to see what funny or random new meme comment have been left for me to view. Then again, not even one person like me can change how you feel. Anyways, as for original meme, I disagree, people like seeing new and crazy memes to get more fun and exciting ideas flowing for another user!
reply
[deleted]
1 up, 1 reply
I have 9 submitted original memes that disagrees with you.
reply
3 ups
Oh... pretty much all my meme are original (probably about 10 of them being front pagers), however, do I whine and complain about no, I just move on to the next three submission I get. Not everything, Raydog makes gets the front page, I hope you know that.
reply
0 ups
Had to do this. As example, as service to you to stop banging your head against the wall trying to reason with the irrational, and for the complete potential irony of it. imgflip.com/i/111l0m

My unsolicited advice: start a webpage with your advice in FAQ firm and just paste the link every time someone asks the same question.
reply
3 ups
reply
3 ups, 1 reply
reply
4 ups
reply
2 ups
reply
2 ups
reply
[deleted]
2 ups, 2 replies
Raydog commented on my most popular meme a while back. Nobody upvoted him XD
reply
2 ups
That's a Brian meme right there!
reply
2 ups, 1 reply
I remember that meme...That comment used to have some upvotes on it...it's one of the victims of the hacker attack in December...a lot of my comment votes were never restored fully...but, as they say, it's in the past...LOL
reply
1 up, 1 reply
wait there was a hacker back in december?!?! why wasn't i affected?
reply
1 up, 1 reply
or my old account XxOrigonalNam3xX
reply
0 ups
They attacked users with 300,000 points or more.
reply
[deleted]
2 ups, 1 reply
reply
2 ups
I gotta admit...that's a GOOD one...
reply
1 up, 1 reply
UP VOTES BECAUSE THERE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY MEMESS
reply
0 ups
Damn...you came way back...
reply
1 up, 1 reply
Hey Raydog, if you check out your current meme I made a suggestion to sirmemes about a bunch of us submitting an original meme tomoro morn yadda yadda, and see if any of this argument holds water about you maybe getting special treatment or whatever, and see what happens about who features and where and when. Just a thought and who knows it could be fun. Thoughts?
reply
1 up, 1 reply
I think I'm just gonna let it go...there's no special treatment going on...Anyone with eyes can see that I get special treatment from the imgflip community but the mods...I seriously doubt it...More often than not my user templates take a minimum of 8 hours to feature with the longest being 18 hours...I have no idea where they start out cuz I'm at work when they feature usually...but the other day he said if he could track one of my memes it would PROVE EVERYTHING so I let him track one and although it featured in about 4 hours, it started on page 6, which in my book, is much closer to 9 than it is to 1...granted it was only one meme but it still proved that he was wrong about all my memes starting on page 1...So now of course, he doesn't want to track any more of them because now "IT WON'T PROVE ANYTHING"...I would love to help in any way I can but I doubt the mods are gonna listen. And at this point, I wouldn't blame them...
reply
1 up, 1 reply
Cool. I saw how y'all figured out who he is, an older user from back when. I remember him as a user when I started, and a flame war way back with tets, so this has bin a long standing rivalry or whatever. So this whole thing has bin in my opinion a friggin sham, catfish, friggin steaming pile of nonsence. Oh well, meme away my friend meme away.
reply
1 up
Those flame wars were legendary...Him and Tet are THE REASON I made the decision to never let anyone get under my skin and to NEVER participate in flame wars...One of those times where you learn from the mistakes of others instead of the hard way yourself...you know? But I classify him as another one of the older users that want Imgflip to be the way it used to be in the past... Imgflip has changed and evolved drastically for better or worse, in the last 6 months and as far as I'm concerned, either you evolve with it or you get left behind...and it's obvious to me that there is increased traffic on the site...NOBODY was breaking 100,000 on the 7 day leaderboard when I started. But anyways, like you said, meme away............
reply
1 up
reply
1 up
reply
1 up
reply
1 up
Flip Settings
Serpent & The Apple memeRe-caption this meme

Created with the Imgflip Meme Generator

Show embed codes
IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
THE WORLD'S FIRST HIGH PRESSURE APPLE SALESMAN
hotkeys: D = random, W = like, S = dislike, A = back