Do it the other way

Ha! You always use that picture and I always laugh at it!

I worked as a valet part time, it was a (mostly) fun job. One time though there was a Porsche with a manual transmission parked on a slight incline. It had a crappy clutch and everytime I put it in gear it would stall and then roll backwards a bit. It did this three times until CRUNCH, I backed it into the cement base of a light pole. Good times!

Ohhhhh I bet you were sweatin bullets, behind the wheel of that thing.

Yeah, it sucked. Another time Dikembe Mutombo dropped off his Benz. His seat was all the way back (he's over 7 ft) and he told me "Don't adjust my seat!" with his finger wag! So I'm driving his car with just about two inches of my ass touching the edge of the seat so that my feet could reach the pedals. It was hilarious!