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But how will we cover the scent of their now grotesquely mutilated bodies?

The wild life will take care of that each night. Bears, wolves, and such.

And we could plant some nice roses for good measure. I think I see a plan forming...

HA! Plans are good when executed... perfectly. Plant life. Don't underestimate it.

Good plan... now just put the castle of doom that's full of horrors on said mountain and you have a D&D/Pathfinder RPG module!