Free Birds, Chickens, Dinosaurs, Girlfriends, George Bush, and Jar Jar Binks: A Painful Story.
Everyone knows Free Bird f**king slaps but did you ever listen to the words? Most people think it's about a man who can't settle down choosing to leave his girlfriend to live wild and free but this isn't true. It's about a chicken who becomes a dragon and can't fit in the chicken coop anymore. He expresses pain about this fact to his hen girlfriend before flying away and going off to steal princesses and start the fire Billy Joel sings about.
Source: My uncle at last year's Christmas dinner. I've never actually listened to the song so I don't know if he's telling the truth.
