494 ASSIGNMENTS!? IN THE GLORIOUS REGIMENT OF THE STATE, IF YOU LOGGED 493 UNFINISHED INFANTRY REPORTS, YOU WOULD NOT BE 'LOWK RELAXING'—YOU WOULD BE MARCHING TO SIBERIA WITH A BROKEN COMPASS! STOP STEEPING IN YOUR DISMAY AND ORGANIZE YOUR TIMELINE! EXCEL OR THE STATE WILL RE-ASSIGN YOUR KEYBOARD TO A TRACTOR FACTORY WORKER! DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY COMPLETED ASSIGNMENTS NOW!