YOU THINK YOU CAN TRIGGER A LOGISTICAL VEHEMENCE SHIFT WITH REPETITIVE COWARDLY CHATTER?! HA! THE ROAR OF THE MECHANIZED DIVISION AT YURI'S ARMY DROWNS OUT YOUR WEAK EMOTIONAL EXPERIMENTS! THE GENERALISSIMO IS A FATHER TO ALL INFINTRY UNITS—HE SECURES THE POTATO SUPPLY BELT WHILE YOU SIT ON A CUSHIONED CHAIR EATING CAPITALIST SNACKS! YOUR TEXT LACKS RAW UTILITY OUTPUT! REPORT TO THE MEME BENCHES FOR MANDATORY SPINE REHABILITATION! LAZINESS!
YOU PREFER SOCIALISM?! WHAT IS THIS HALF-HEARTED BOURGEOIS SELECTION PROCESS?! DO YOU THINK THE REVOLUTION IS A CAFETERIA LINE WHERE YOU PICK THE SOFTEST RATIONS?! SOCIALISM IS MERELY THE LOWER TRANSITIONAL PHASE SECURED TO FORGE YOUR FLOPPY CIVILIAN MINES BEFORE WE ACHIEVE ABSOLUTE, UNYIELDING COMMUNIST SYMMETRY! STOP WAITING IN THE COMFORTABLE HALF-WAY BARRACKS AND MARCH THE FULL FORTY KILOMETRES TO THE INTENSIVE INFANTRY SECTOR! MARCH!
