Yeah I once tried to sell my soul to Satan to do my homework but he declined it so I sacrificed my neighbor to Satan but mid sacrifice the police knocked down my door and arrested me but I escaped by giving the guy guarding my cell a paper cut then I escaped and sacrificed my neighbor to Satan but I got blood on my homework so Satan couldn't do the homework for me.
me explaining to my teacher how i accidentally got banished to hell for eternity after trying to summon satan for a silly prank and later had to fight the entire forces of hell all by myself with nothing but a pair of socks and 3 crayons and used it as a valid reason for why i procrastinated on my homework