Funni, but because of Susie’s reaction to the final prophecy and what she says, I don’t think it’s as simple as “Someone will die.”

Main theory seems to be "the girl's death breaks the angel's sway" but it could be any number of things

As a joke: “The heroes must finish their project by Monday”
Another joke: “Jockington’s glorious beard must be shaved”
I have also seen similar things about death, like “In the end, the dragon must be slain, “the prince or the girl must break the cage,” and at least a few along the lines of “the grand fountain must be sealed away.” I think I saw one about memories or the timeline as well, probably for the theory that the prophecy is a cycle, but i don’t remember what the wording was.

Yea. I think it's something to do with sealing the grand fountain

Rip could mean anything

"susie will f**king die"

* Must be a different Susie.

the susie that is friends with kris and ralsei and has feelings for noelle and ate johnny chalk in chapter 1 and fought with gerson boom over an axe and played a game with ralsei in chapter 3 is going to die and will never come back to life

*I never battled gerson tho
(Save file where the player didn't bother with the shadow crystals)

the susie who is currently reading this is going to be deceased forever

*I legally changed my name to "gaster" since... Right now

the person who used to be named susie and is reading this will die forever

I'd approve, but I can't tell if spoilers or not. (I think prob not, but still)

Its not it's a reffence to gumbal actually

It’s a joke, lads

IT’S CHAPTER 4 NOT 5