Any Romantic Expectations Successfully Squashed !

Mayonaisse isn't that spicy

Don't forget the gherkins !

🤣

what if the ring is buried at the bottom but she dumps him before they use enough of the sauce to find it

Somehow, I don't think there was ever going to be a ring !

i that case, what a creative way to dump someone!

cinema

She'll kill him 🤷‍♂️

She could do better !

Why buy the chicken when you get the mayonnaise for free

What ?

People say, "why buy the cow when you're getting the milk for free" when girls are sleeping with their boyfriends and wondering why they aren't proposing marriage. He gave her mayo instead of proposing, and mayo comes from egg whites. They are probably hooking up, and giving her mayo instead of a ring is a metaphor for him getting action with no commitment.

Idk, not my best work, but one person liked it

You've put a lot of thought into this 😄

What a nasty trick on his part.

You could say that 😈

The only cry by sea in this picture is that pizza

Did you mean 'The only crime I see is the pizza' ?
What sort of lunatic eats one with a mayonaisse dip ?

Yes... And now that I realize that ... This guy's a psychopath

A psychopath with a sense of humour 😄

True

Have a pizza with mayonaisse ?

Y

Disgusting 😖