Basically what the audio sounds like:
*randomly dislikeable cutting and sloshing of a milk jug* t-t-t-the-there’s a burger-there’s a burger in Vegas. *akward silence* Mustard *reality suddenly corrupts* BLOUEAUGH *shorter reality collapse* GAMBLE ON GABLE GABLE ON GABLE- o- what the f- *homeless man who looks like he’s on seventeen different drugs does the bird dance*