I'm Not Sure That's How A Treadmill Works ?

it's an almost-stead'-mill.

Good name 👍

It is!

The treadmill is working fine ... it's the way he's using it that doesn't look right 🤔

I see you're not familiar with American exercise techniques.

Two Things: I have no intention on getting one of those things 😱
I'm a lazy English person who doesn't do exercise 🧐

The only good thing about those is watching some of the folks who use them, but then that would kinda creepy staring at them. Otherwise It's a ridiculous contraption. People driving to a gym so they can walk on a device to make up for being too lazy to walk to the gym.

There's a place near me where you can see and laugh at those people in the gym from the comfort of your car !😁

Planet Fitness, a chain here, has a wall of windows in the front suitable for sightseeing,,,

Similar in the UK - Don't know the name of the chain here and don't really care !

There's one near a Thai restaurant I go pickup dinner from sometimes, and let's just say it's very good advertising, because there's usually at least one who will give you whiplash as you pass by trying not to stare too hard.

Don't want to leer, but everybody's also facing away from the sidewalk, so they basically can't see people looking at them.

Kind of a strange set of if you think about it, joining up knowing that people will be staring at your ass in lust

or in laughter,,,

I doubt anybody will be lusting after to me 😭

Same here,,,