"There's always gonna be, uh, a lot of collateral damage; there's lots of villains, and there's, uh, lots of villainous deeds going on at any given time. Part of my job is to prioritize, uh, which villains I'm going to combat. You know, so, uh, you know, I take a look around, I see if there's any, uh, good-looking, uh, women who need to be rescued immediately, and then I sorta start from there and work my way down the list. You know, if you've got, uh Tubby Joe Schmoe over there with, uh, a laser pointed at his head, then he might have to wait in line a little while. Yeah, I fought my, uh, my fair share of villains, and they all have their own, uh, unique challenges. You know, they got their zombie-monkeys, and their giant-laser-robots, and their super aquatic, uh, ninja-pygmies. But I tell ya, once in a while, the real kicker is I get these dames, man. These dame villains. And they got the curves, and the hair, and the big eyes, and boy! Those ones, uh, they're really hard to kill. Uh, especially the ones where they come up and they're looking at you, and you're looking at them, and you feel that simpatico, you know? Like, uh, she's digging you and you're digging her digging you, and, boy, you gotta take a jog around the block real quick and sorta get your concentration back. Compose yourself, cuz, uh, you know, you can't get distracted by these sort of thoughts when you're going up against a Supervillain. That's one of the hard parts of the job, you know? When you come across, uh, a dame who's really something to look at, and you just gotta let her have it, cuz she's a villain. Uh, yeah, those are the bad days."
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