ME EXPLAINING TO MY TEACHER HOW I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED A GATE TO THE UNDERWORLD AND FOUGHT SATAN IN A 1V5 MILLION BATTLE WITH A BOWL OF FRUIT LOOPS FOR A WEAPON, THEN GOT BACK TO THE REAL WORLD THEN COMMITING MULTIPLE FELONIES AND ENDED UP IN JAIL FOR 84 YEARS THEN ACCIDENTALLY EATING MY HOMEWORK DUE TO STARVATION. ALL FOR BEING 5 MINUTES LATE FOR CLASS.