Why Sharks Hate Us !

1,187 views • 34 upvotes • Made by SardineYoghurt 1 month ago in Dark_humour

15 Comments

Kindly_Warlord
2 ups, 1mo, 2 replies
Sharks don’t hate us…
SardineYoghurtM
1 up, 1mo, 1 reply
They must be very tolerent
Kindly_Warlord
1 up, 1mo, 1 reply
Or perhaps they have a different perspective and think no different of human excrement as the ater in the ocean.
Kindly_Warlord
1 up, 1mo, 1 reply
*water
SardineYoghurtM
0 ups, 1mo, 1 reply
Very cloudy water with some possible nutrition ?
Kindly_Warlord
1 up, 1mo
It wouldn’t be much different than any other water, as disgusting as that sounds
HumbleDew
0 ups, 1mo
Only the grey ones do.
Xenonailing
1 up, 1mo, 1 reply
That is certainly a minimalistic toilet.
SardineYoghurtM
0 ups, 1mo
A fresh breeze and a splash of water ... that's all you need !
HumbleDew
1 up, 1mo, 1 reply
Yeah, no. I had thoughts about lobsters coming up out of the toilet. Why? IDFK!!
SardineYoghurtM
1 up, 1mo, 1 reply
They would have to be able to jump pretty high !

I've just had this nightmare about pecky seagulls ! 😱
HumbleDew
1 up, 1mo, 2 replies
It was probably my huge 8 year old cock.
HumbleDew
1 up, 1mo, 1 reply
201

https://youtu.be/ojcSy6kXciI?si=VcKDrKh6ytjBB5Ol
SardineYoghurtM
0 ups, 1mo
High life indeed !
SardineYoghurtM
0 ups, 1mo
My local town has one that weighs 8 tonnes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorking_Cockerel

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