*piano song starts playing*

Bros profienct in yapense

Fax

duolingo needs to add that

Yup so we can understand what bros yapping about

Why wouldn't they? They already have languages from Star wars

Also the Charlie Brown language

Bros Weekend:
Backrooms Level -399: The Cruelest Trick Played On Man. One who enters this place will remain in the Backrooms, but will always believe they are in the Frontrooms. They do not know it, but they have switched one for another. They are finally trapped within the hell they sought to escape. And, over time, the copies of people who entered the Backrooms will be replaced by actual people who believe, like you, they are back. And so the level preserves itself. One can enter, but cannot escape without opening themselves up to a world infinitely worse. For a life lived in blissful ignorance is much better than a life lived in endless torture, wouldn't you agree? But there is a way out. One within this unimaginable horror might notice that they, and everybody else, has a strange reluctance to travel. Although they might think it strange, eventually the level will implant itself in their mind, seeking to preserve itself. For if one travels far enough—across the ocean, say, or better yet, towards the stars, they will notice things visibly being… off. Patches of the world are gone. Leading straight to the Void. Jump down in one of them, and you will escape. A world of falseness for a nothingness. A universe of lies for a universe of insanity—the pain of knowing that there is nothing to see you, and that if you do escape, you will simply return back to square one. Back to the Backrooms. But truth and pain over bliss and lies? That is the question. But, sometimes, the wall between this new hell and the one you "left" becomes weaker. Imagine, if you will, yourself. It has been, oh, let's say five years since you entered and “exited” the Backrooms. You have never told your family—your spouse and your children—about your journeys—they will laugh at you, or be worried for your mental state. It is a brick upon your chest, but it is manageable. You are out on a trip—not too far from home, naturally, with travel being so dangerous. Let's say the Rocky Mountains of Colorado. You and your family are staying at a hotel—one that reminds you, with a shudder, of another. But that is in the past! Right? It's your second night. You've just gotten back from a long day of sightseeing and wonder. Ever since you exited, you've loved the mountains—almost every other place on earth will forever be associated with the twisted, dark version of itself lurking in unreality. The rest of this paragraph is intentionally left blank for gore: Implied Suicide. Please have A good day.

Like i am saying.

you commented after me-

~aw man~

its an amazing story do you want the link

Yes please.

https://backrooms.fandom.com/wiki/Level_-399

Thank you very much for giving me the link. 👍

Also bros weekend: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

You forgot to translate it into yapanese. Here let me: nopa FitnessGramTM Pacer Test elij se tlayejyekoli tlen kipia miak etapas tlen aerobico tlen mojmostla mochiua tlauel ouij kema nojua moskaltijtiuetsi. Nopa 20 metros pacer test peuas ipan 30 segundos. Ximoketsa ipan ipejya. Nopa tlauilankayotl peua san nima, pero moskaltijtiuetsi sejse minuto kema tijkaki ni tlajtoli. [beep] Se uelta moneki tlamis sejse uelta kema tijkakis ni tlajtoli. [ding] Ximoiljui ximotlalo ipan se ojtli xitlauak, uan ximotlalo keja ueli. Nopa ompa uelta amo tijtlamis se tlatsotsonali achtoui tlen nopa tlatsotsonali, ya tlami mo tlayejyekoli. Nopa tlayejyekoli peuas ika nopa tlajtoli pehuas. Ipan mo marca, ximoyektlali, xipeua.

Me when I'm told [right after the kid was done talking] what I did on the weekend: "And, uh. I played a new video game on the weekend..." :)

Me: “I watched football”

Ah yes

lol fr

Go 49ers

ok...

Rip lil seagull 😔

It's so real

He got a whole big story, explained to the every detail. A story longer than Bible itself.

My class is filled with introverts lmao

Me: nothing

Imagine having a notification

ikr

New update I checked it and now no longer have a notification

Oh

well a notification is better than nothing

*record scratching*
A small town in Nevada, 1956...

teacher: you can't hear images
the meme:

"Let me show you how to stratch it."

“ Well, [sigh], i had a p- a mighty decent weekend. Very nice, it was-it always was going to be enjoyableof course. It reminds me of a-of a time I was speaking to my good friend Orville. We were-we were sitting on a park bench watching the pigeons. I was on the left, he was on the- wait, wait. Was I on the right? Or left? Anyways, doesn't matter. We were sitting on there watching the pigeons. And uh, I-I said to Orville, "Friend, those birds are frozen." A-and he kinda looked at me like I'd lost my mind, but I reminded him that it was winter, y'know, and often birds will sit in a tree until they freeze, then they, they you know, sorta fall to the ground. [sigh] Until the sun warms them up, a-and they can, y'know, move around again. So I said to Orville, you'd might as well save those breadcrumbs until the birds thaw, because they can't very well enjoy them in the condition they're in. To which he asked what I meant, and asking what condition the crumbs should be in before he threw them to the birds, assuming that I meant the birds couldn't enjoy-the breadcrumbs in the condition that the crumbs were in, when in-fact, I had meant the birds could not enjoy them in the condition that the birds were in, considering that the birds were frozen, you know. So he took a moment and then threw his last handful onto the ground. I said to him; "Orville, why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when I just told ya' they're frozen?" To which he responded; "The breadcrumbs are not frozen." Again, misunderstanding my words. I didn't mean to say that the breadcrumbs were frozen, when I said "I told ya they're frozen." I'd been referring to the birds. [sigh] You know, in hindsight, what I-what I should've said was, and this would make perfect sense: "Why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when the birds are frozen?" He misunderstood upon my correction stating that, he didn't know what else to do with the breadcrumbs and, that, perhaps you know, when the birds thawed they'd still be able to eat the crumbs, so I-I-I said to Orville, I said, this is what I said to him, I said, "Orville, the birds may be dead.”

Compared to everyone else I am that kid :/

How to download this mems please tell me

Remember that one time Mario got eaten by a piano?

thats literally me

So real

real shit

That one kid happens to be my ride or die help😭