This guy is my role model

Why is he zesty asf

I busted 6 times in 1 second just by thinking of him.

What?

you busted 6 times in 1 second

60 seconds = 1 minute

therefore we can solve how many times you busted in 1 minute with 6 * 60 which equals 360

according to MedlinePlus [1], there are between 1.5 to 5.0 milliliter of semen in 1 ejaculation, so we'll use the median, which is 3.5 milliliters

we can solve how many milliliters you ejaculated by with 360 * 3.5 which equals 1,260

since 1 milliliter = one thousandth of a liter, you ejaculated 1.26 liters in 1 minute

now, according to Merck Manuals [2], the human male's body contains around 42 liters of water, so we will have to do some algebra to find out when you will dehydrate

1.26 * x = 42

to solve this, divide 42 by 1.26 and you will get 33.333333333333333

therefore, after approximately 33 minutes of constant ejaculations, you will die of dehydration

[1]: https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/003627.htm

[2]: https://www.merckmanuals.com/home/hormonal-and-metabolic-disorders/water-balance/about-body-water

I wonder if he has a point.

I wish I had a good reason to disapprove this post

It's just Hitler, i know that he was a bad person but this isn't breaking any rules.