like wtf even is a guava

lol

The baldy hero

Good answer

Yes

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Lol

Every mom be like:

real

Real

How fast can you get here? Its Karaoke night

congrats!
as of posting this comment, you are first on the front page!

im sorry WHAT!?

a) guava juice (not the youtuber) is good when mixed with pineapple and orange juice (aka POG juice)

b) there's a much more exotic fruit that my grandma once bought a bunch of them when they were on sale

everybody here is praising guava juice so I might as well try it

mix it up with some pineapple and orange juice and you got POG juice (which is goated)

it gives the consumer the following buffs:
+25 stamina
+76 endurance
+17^3 hydration
+17^2 hunger
+30 POW(+15 Jump and +15 Hammer)
+25 Defense
+64 HP
+12 Stache
Invincible during the duration of the item

while offering some nerfs:
The damage you take during invincibility slows you down after the fact.
-25% chance to get the first turn in battle
-25% max clip size on any weapon you wield
Perfectionist: Your Partner Attacks cost more PP, while offering +50% more damage if an EXCELLENT! is scored, in exchange for losing all your PP if you fail the attack at any point, or scoring a GREAT! or lower.
A random stat is kept after the duration ends, except the stats dealing with food(Hydration, Hunger)
If the Stamina stat is kept, you expend 1.3x as much Stamina while performing a Stamina Check.

these nerfs can be negated by having one of these abilities:
Gamer
Sweat
Nintendo Kid
Pure Bond

Erm actually POG uses passion fruit and not pineapple 🤓

Real

fruit thats what

It's either a sour fruit, or a Ween album.

...Seriously though, Pure Guava is one of the albums of all time.

Guavas are a tropical fruit that gives the same sensation as when Remy from Ratatouille ate cheese and a strawberry at the same time. You should try a glass of guava nectar

great idea, i'll just wait until they're on sale in a store in nevada and ask my mom for it

lol