This reminds me of that one YouTube video where a guy has his ride stolen then the freind who stole denied it only for the friend told him he had 4,789 grains of rice and the person who stole it was " who the f counts their rice)
Bro! You ate my chinese food! ...I did not eat your Chinese food. Yes you did! Because there were 6 pieces of honey chicken, two egg rolls, and 5734 grains of rice! ... WHO THE HELL COUNTS THE RICE?!
