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Carving a little statue and pretending it’s alive and offering sacrifices of animals or food to it is 100% harmless (except to the animal) yet that deserves DEATH according to God. Looking at a hottie and thinking, “Yeah I’d tap that” — is now a thought crime and you should be infinitely tortured for a finite thought. Now little Adam, don’t eat that fruit!!! Eating a piece of fruit? Seriously? I remember my little brother and I picking blackberries with mom and dad and they’d tell us “don’t eat what you pick.” We ate at least 50% and when mom asked us about it, we both said, “NO I didn’t eat ANY!” We lied like rugs. Now, imagine torturing a child for all eternity because they ate a blackberry you told them not to eat. And the only way to get out of being tortured is to sacrifice an animal … or a human. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. How can modern people fall for this idiocy? This is just a bunch of made up stories by middle eastern goat herders and these stories don’t even have any real principles. Killing animals to absolve a made up sin? These stupid ideas have wormed their way into our way of life, our politics, our way of thinking and they’re stupid.

And if the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil (what a crazy myth) really gave you knowledge of good and evil, that means you had no knowledge of what was good OR evil beforehand so … how could Adam or Eve know that disobedience was evil UNLESS they’d eaten the fruit? Not even Israelis believe their myths … they realize they’re myths! Yet evangelical, fundamentalist American Christians insist that Jewish myths are real. Suuuuuuuure they are. Just like the Chronicles of Narnia, Lord of the Rings, Beowulf, King Arthur, etc
3 ups, 2mo
I believe in Santa Claus. At least he doesn't torture you when you're naughty.
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0 ups, 2mo,
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Ok so basically this books down to ignorance of the law isn't an excuse, and the
2 ups, 2mo,
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Oh, that's rich. So what happens to babies that die -- do they go to heaven? Why -- because they never sinned? How about a 2 year old that lies? That's a sin but you'll excuse it to make yourself feel better. What about original sin? Oh, that doesnt' apply to babies and small children because . . . they're ignorant of ... the ... law .... wait ...

Every argument you put up is so easily debunked with a thinking brain. You really should move on to another page and quit thinking (oh wait, you don't think you simply BELIEVE) you're "ministering" here. You have no excuse to be this stupid except that you're brainwashed by religion.

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0 ups, 2mo
Children can go to hell, about babies. We just don't know
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0 ups, 2mo
(Lol) bible says that people who don't know what to do will be beaten with few whips
1 up, 2mo,
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Sin is often defined as a separation from god, but god in inside us. Therefore sin is a separation from ourselves. This also means anything we do to get back in touch with this divine part of ourselves is not only not sinful--it's the exact opposite of sin.

See, secularists can do mental gymnastics too!
2 ups, 2mo,
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Sin is a human construct

Do Christians sin?
“No one is without sin.”

Ecclesiastes 7:20
For [there is] not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not.

Romans 3:23
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

1 John 1:8
If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us.
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Christians are sinless. (And so are some non-christians)

Romans 5:14
Nevertheless death reigned from Adam to Moses, even over them that had not sinned after the similitude of Adam's transgression, who is the figure of him that was to come.

1 John 3:6
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

1 John 5:18
We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.
1 up, 2mo
I hand my mental gymnastics crown back to Christianity.

It also occurs that original sin is the act of being born. Talk about being set up to fail. If god is going to design us to be separate from him and then blame us for being separate from him then he can go f**k himself right in his stupid cosmic ass. (With apologies for playing the devil's advocate by taking anything Christianity says at face value.)
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