How do I know you're not working for Sony, trying to scare parents by making them think "If I don't get my little boy a PlayStation 5, he'll become an uncontrollable monster!"?
I don't think this strategy will work. Most five-year-olds are not strong enough to pick up a full-sized Christmas tree. Also, I think some parents would pick their five-year-olds up and throw them out the nearest window if they acted up like this.
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