UnitedHealthcare CEO being murdered

15,899 views • 173 upvotes • Made by SilverBox 2 months ago in fun

21 Comments

MaterPub
0 ups, 2mo
butterycupcake
Xenonailing
2 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
The death of Brian Thompson did not change, fix, or solve anything.
Via_Getty
2 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
DanielSantacruz1
1 up, 2mo, 2 replies
I did stop him making sleeping gas for surgery cost money
lokiare
1 up, 2mo, 1 reply
You did?
DanielSantacruz1
0 ups, 2mo
oops he did
Spartan.
0 ups, 2mo
me getting into sugury...

doctor: ok sir this heart transplant is gonna take 2 hours.



me: ok *gets the sleeping gas*



doctor: HEY WAKE UP

me: huh is it over?

doctor: no we went over 2 hours and we got pull u outta the gas.

doctor: wana help me put in ur new heart?
angledwust
0 ups, 2mo
Dawg, that's not cool
Spartan.
0 ups, 2mo
ok hear me out. the ceo was killed by a bald guy with a suppressed pistol... the CEO got shot like 16 times. i think we know who did it. AGENT 47. the ICA gave him a new mission.
EzraParkinson
0 ups, 2mo
[deleted]
0 ups, 2mo
Hi
EnclaveNamesIThinkOfAreTaken
0 ups, 2mo
BWAHAHA-wait what
hellorwin
0 ups, 2mo
Not gonna lie. Being in that position and doing nothing to solve the problem would easily end up in a shooting. Much more likely if you deal with desperate people trying to pay lots of money to millionaires.
Goofy_Goobington
0 ups, 2mo, 2 replies
I don't get it. Can you dumb it down for me please?
epilektoi
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
United healthcare CEO got shot
Goofy_Goobington
0 ups, 2mo
Ah. Wait. *gets shot*
SilverBox
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
No
Lucario_Illusion
0 ups, 2mo, 1 reply
WDYM no
SilverBox
0 ups, 2mo
No
DanielKolbinX
0 ups, 2mo
ah yes
CRISPY_NUGGET
0 ups, 2mo
Funny, but put in dark humor lmao

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Americans fixing their #1 problem (healthcare insurance) with their #2 problem (gun violence)