death

Me on February 8th: (But) I-I-I-I-I'M STILL-LL STAAAANDING AFTER ALL THIS TI-I-I-I-IME!!

me on february 7th 2025 at 8:29 pm:

FFFFFFFFFF

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you are found dead on February 7th 2025 at 8:29 PM, but you died on November 19th 2024 at 3:42 PM

The killer: they won't find the body! ahahaha!
The news on Feb. 7: The killer of 14-year old Bobby Wilson has been identified as 40-year old Carson Harolds, a local Call of Duty swear who apparently grinded the dark matter camo, and excells at snipers. Carson has been sentenced to life with chance of parole soon. Sarah and Jeremiah Wilson are "very happy" their oldest sons murderer was found. His younger brother, William Wilson said that he, "did not deserve this, but is in a better place free of crime." I'm Erik Holmes, with Peyton Gardener at the ImgFlip News desk, at the 9:00 hour on this cold February night.

NOOOOOOOO

Lol I survived

I will?

NOT IF I DIE FIRST!

guys add this to your calendar

already done

bruh like dank meme ohio

You'll just become doodoo1 because the balls exploded

Imagine if a newborn baby saw this 😭

IM NOT DEAD

no it's gonna be now

Could they wait 11 more days so I can enjoy my birthday first

Hooray!
Who does the deed?
Is it me?
Is it you?
Is it my ex?

me being found dead on february 7th 2025 at 8:29 P.M. works with my schedule.

oh no

I lived