Squirrel Fakes & Stages It's Own Death

"Injured in an accident due to negligence or incompetence? YOU deserve COMPENSATION! Call Squeakers, Scruffy and Goldstein today. We don't get paid until you get paid!"

Absolutely Hilarious!!

i guess we humans are not the only ones who suffer from depression

I went from an offensive meme to this funny one. Way to go, mac!!!

All In a day's work, my friend!
I appreciate your support!

No problemo.

squirrel:I CAN SLEEP LATE MOM ITS NOT A SCHOOL DAY

genius.

"M'genius has its own gravity!"

It needed attention

It's auditioning for the remake of the Rocky and Bullwinkle show!

*casually moves the broomstick in front of face*

Oh s***

Gotta see what my canker sore looks like rn, i don't have a mirror so...

That was weird... anyway here's a brownie recipe:

Homemade Fudge Brownies
Ingredients:
1/2 cup (1 stick) butter
1 cup sugar
2 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 cup mini chocolate chips (optional)
1/2 cup chopped walnuts (optional)
Frosting (optional):
1/4 cup butter
2 tablespoons cocoa powder
2 tablespoons milk
1 1/2 cups powdered sugar
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
Instructions:
Preheat the oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease an 8x8-inch square baking pan or line it with parchment paper.

Melt the butter in a medium saucepan. Remove from heat, then stir in the sugar, eggs, and vanilla.

Mix in dry ingredients: Add cocoa powder, flour, salt, and baking powder. Stir until fully combined.

Optional Add-ins: Fold in the mini chocolate chips and chopped walnuts if desired.

Bake: Pour the batter into the prepared pan and spread it evenly. Bake for 20-25 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out with a few moist crumbs.

Cool: Let the brownies cool completely in the pan.

Frosting (Optional): In a small saucepan, melt butter. Stir in cocoa powder and milk, and bring to a boil. Remove from heat and whisk in powdered sugar and vanilla until smooth. Spread the frosting over the cooled brownies.

Cut into squares and enjoy!

Looks like a superb recipe!
I'll give it a try, thank you!

wow how random... but nice of you :)

Why must you post gore here

What my mouth tells like during a cankersore.

*feels

Stupid auto correct useless feature.

squirrels late for school be like

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Today we celebrate the life of Tim squirrel

Tims mom: sniff sniff

Tim: sike I gotcha all

I might do the same

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