real

"Please don't kill me, I have a family, kill them instead"

Overused line

fr

"thanks for telling me, now I know my next target"

saying "I have a family" wont make the k1ller not k1ll you

your not worng

How do you know?

OP probably doesn’t, it’s a lame attempt at dark humor

Dude I know

Ok

Okay

this wasnt even dark

Um, excuse me? That was lower-end dark humor

Shut

I’m just saying, you usually see memes like that in dark_humour, not fun stream

Shut

Blud is a broken record player

Ass barf barf ass barf piss barf piss ass ass barf barf piss ass ass piss

lol wut

..

Have you heard of blank room soup?

I don't get it.

why do they always say that tho? I swear I can't get someone in my van to give them candy without them saying that

what

its so overused we need something new

"GUESS YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE ORPHANS"

"Please, kill me! I have a FAMILY!"

I don’t get the image :(

Skill issue

Boy I haven't heard that one before...

It's not even dark fym

Meme is implying that op hears this a lot. He could be a murderer

What how

'Dark humor' is humor based on something offensive (i.e. terrorist attacks like 9/11). Who finds this offensive?

idk

Nobody finds this offensive thats the point

fr

"Scoreboard!!"

Fr

"Thanks for the information. Now, if you have 1 wife and 2 children, that'll give me another 2,000 points from your wife, and the married couple combo gives me +5,000 points. Now, your 2 children will be 1,000 each, but will give me another +3,000 points, which will result in 14,000 points total, beating my high score."

Without a family, what have you got to live for?

Money

It was a joke man :/