It's been so long

Update

That visibly hurts my eyes

Ahem...
Have you not heard of Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock?
It's quite simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.