Headache Cringe

Looks painful for both of them

I have a guess..😳🥺😬

Are you working off of experience in similar delicate situations from a 'guy's perspective'? Asking for a friend....

My children used to get very excited for me to read to them. They would grab their books and do the running broadjump, add a half twist, and land in the pike position. I had.. added incentive to teach them all to read. On a side note, one of them found they also had a great love for gymnastics.😳👍🤭

I know you were (are) a great dad, Diogenes, but didn't know that you deserved combat pay in compensation. :) Just wait until the grandchildren get their chance at you (or, have they had their shot already...)?

They have, thankfully, out groan the kneed to have me read to them. 🤭

😂😂😂

Borderline intrusive thought: should this technically be in "sex-jokes"?

The rest of my brain: HAHAHAHA!!!!